Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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