i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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