Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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