listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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