You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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