No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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