I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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