I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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