One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
The feeling are messing with the penis
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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