she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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