OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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