I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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