I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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