I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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