the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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