So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
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I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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