I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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