Can i not drive my cunt home
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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