bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You made out with two different species that night
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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