once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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