The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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