he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
