the new term for farting is butt boxing.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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