Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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