Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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