I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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