what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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