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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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