I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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