I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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