Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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