i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Randomize