just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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