we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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