ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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