drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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