So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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