Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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