ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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