I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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