thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
