A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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