I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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