I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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