I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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