one two three fourrrrnication!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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