How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i drank out of a bidet.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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