you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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