well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Buhtt sex?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i just google imaged poop.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I am naked and annoyed.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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