ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
