I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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