I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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