you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
