I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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