doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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