No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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