The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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