Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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